dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via dutchster)


funoftheday:

You gotta know your hails…

funoftheday:

You gotta know your hails…


peanutbutterjotunheim:

sinningbravely:

Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal

Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good.

(via slothforce)


satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

(via top-of-the-summit)


(via tipslip)


Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

(via alleysuh)


(via mbarcelos)


riverdoge:

Man this series makes no fucking sense

(via top-of-the-summit)


phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

(via slothforce)


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